Flee, all is discovered

This blog stands as a chronicle of my descent into madness. I await the inevitable court case with baited breath.

Things I like include: Supernatural, comic books, Katie McGrath's face, those idiots over at Teen Wolf, Doctor Who, changing my theme at 4 am rather than sleeping, sleeping, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, smiting my enemies, the Originals, Verbotene Liebe, crying over $400 Nick Fury statues, and Misha Collins.

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

Interviewer: Did you do a lot of your own stunts?

Anthony Mackie: I did a bunch of the stuff leading up to the stunts. I tried to do one stunt and I ran into a parked car, face-first.

Interviewer: The directors were telling me— I asked if there were any close calls and that was the one situation they brought up!

AM: [Laughs] No, but they tricked me. First of all, no one— if I tell you to fly, you’re not going to know how to fly ‘cause as humans, we don’t fly. So they tell me they’re going to raise me up ten feet and let me go. I swing in, land on my feet, and walk and talk…. so they pulled me up ten feet and said ‘how do you feel?’ and I said ‘I feel good!’ But I keep going up! They pull me up forty feet off the ground and I’m like ‘THIS DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT!’ [Laughs] And they let me go. And I’m coming down at like….mach 2, right? And I look at Chris [Evans]’s face and he goes… “You’re going to die.”

-Anthony Mackie, interview with Access Hollywood

Guys, watch this WHOLE THING. He’s fucking hilarious. 

(via partytimexelent)

She hated the namelessness of women in stories, as if they lived and died so that men could have metaphysical insights.
—Chad Harbach, The Art of Fielding  (via glittergheist)

marvel1980s:

joearlikelikescomics:

Storm and Wolverine by Marc Silvestri

1988

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture

(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Imagine me and you, 2005

tifferini:

Posey shooting Seana with a Nerf gun whilst being naked

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

certifiably-better-than-you:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i cant stop laughing at that the fault in our stars clip like hes buying cigarettes and never smoking them as a metaphor??? bitch if you gonna be pretentious find a way to do it for free dont make yourself broke

IF YOU HAD READ THE BOOK YOU’D KNOW THAT ONE PACKET HAS LASTED HIM 3 YEARS YOU TWAT

alSO iF YOU HAd read the book, what would you expect of him??? oh no he’s pretentious??/? THAT IS HIM. AUGUSTUS WATERS IS PRETENTIOUS, yes hes annoying as hell and we all feel like we want to smack him in the mouth for existing but that is his character and THAT IS HOW HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE

And he’s a frickin cancer survivor without a leg. if uSING CIGARETTES AS A METAPHOR HELPS HIM GET BY FECKING LET HIM DO HIS THING

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